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Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)
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Chief Beef & Chilli Biltong (12 x 30g bags)

Regular price $64.95
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When you want a clean snack to satisfy your savoury cravings, you'll love our biltong. Just like slow cooking is better than zapping in a microwave, we slow air dry our beef which means it's naturally more tender and healthier than jerky. Free from all the nasty stuff you usually find in dried and cured meats, very low in sugar and taste the difference with 100% organic, grass-fed, grass-finished, regeneratively farmed Aussie beef.

Perfect pre or post exercise or simply as a clean, high protein, low carb treat that'll get you through to meal time without filling you up too much. They're also perfect to keep in the pantry to use as a fast and prep free way to add a high quality protein source to salads, pizza and more.


HOW IS IT DIFFERENT?
We love jerky, but most jerky uses cheap, factory farmed meat and loads of nasty carcinogenic preservatives. Add a stack of sugar (yep, some jerky is 25% sugar!), MSG, and emulsifiers into the mix for good measure too.

Our biltong is uses the very best meat you can get - 100% organic, grass-fed, grass-finished, regeneratively farmed, Aussie beef. It's also free from nasty preservatives, it's relatively low in salt, and has next to no carbs or sugar. Because biltong is slow dried rather than cooked, it's more tender than your average jerky.

One question we get asked a lot is “but isn't this processed meat?”. It’s important to recognise that every time we cook food we “process” it. A whole food product is defined as “a food that has been processed or refined as little as possible and is free from additives or other artificial substances”. Our products are whole foods, not “processed meats”, because they’re made with high quality meat, with a few herbs and natural ingredients. They’re dried using a traditional process (which is healthier than cooking it at high temperature) without the ingredients found in “processed meats”. It’s not just us saying this, our consulting dieticians and nutritionists agree.
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Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)
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Chief Collagen Lemon Tart (12 bars)

Regular price $49.95
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A clean, biscuity, nut butter based snack to satisfy your sweet cravings. No dates means they're very low sugar, with plenty of protein and healthy fats to keep you full for longer. An 11,000mg serve of Collagen for anti-aging, injury prevention and better recovery. Keto and Paleo friendly. Perfect pre or post workout or simply as a delicious, lemon shortbread treat to get you through to meal time!


HOW ARE THEY DIFFERENT?
Most snack bars are full of artificial thickeners, fillers, emulsifiers, sweeteners and sugar alcohols. The healthier ones are full of dates and a snack with 4+ teaspoons of sugar isn't one you can feel good about eating every day.

These bars are made with nut butter and being free from artificial junk and dried fruit means they're not the chewy bar you might be used to, they're a delicious biscuit texture.

We use grass-fed collagen peptides for extra protein because we love its clinically proven benefits for anti-ageing and recovery, and it's better for the planet too.
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Deluxe Pilates Ring
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Deluxe Pilates Ring

Regular price $39.00
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  • Material: Plastic/Rubber/Foam
  • ADDED: Special Comfort Grip
  • Size: 38 cm diameter
  • Resistance: Medium
  • Colour: Purple
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MOBECO Cork kit
MOBECO Cork kit
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MOBECO Cork kit

Regular price $120.00
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1 in stock

The kit to get you started on your mobility work at home!

This beautiful kit contains:

1 x cork roller

1 x cork peanut

1 x cork ball 

save $14.70

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MOBECO Yoga Kit
MOBECO Yoga Kit
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MOBECO Yoga Kit

Regular price $155.00
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1 in stock

This beautiful yoga kit contains:

1 x cork mat

1 x cork block

1 x hemp strap

save $24.70 and get free shipping!

As Mobeco believes in keeping packaging to a minimum these products come as they are, except the mat which comes in a cardboard box.

To clean your cork products simply wash down with warm soapy water and a soft brush, rinse and allow to air dry outside - which won't take long in the summer!

You can also use sanitising products with no issues.


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Pregnancy support wedge
Pregnancy support wedge
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Pregnancy support wedge

Regular price $59.00
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Getting a good night's sleep is easy with our unique contoured Pregnancy Support Wedge - Specially designed to support your unborn baby whilst resting or sleeping

The soft Australian Made Foam in the Pregnancy Support Wedge adjusts to any mum-to-be's body, with the curved shape of the pillow gently cradling and supporting her stomach during side sleep. The Pregnancy Support Wedge helps mothers to relax, it reduces discomfort and it improves the quality of sleep.

  • Helps relieve back pain during pregnancy.
  • The gently scalloped pillow is designed to hug the tummy and is 'open-ended' to allow room to grow.
  • Exclusive patented removable insert allows mother to adjust cushion to compensate for abdominal growth.
This maternity cushion will relieve your back pain, by lifting and supporting your tummy at a comfortable angle, so that you can get the sleep that you and your baby so dearly need. The Pregnancy Body Pillow's curved wedge shape provides gentle cradling that promotes maximum comfort and support, taking the strain off your back which is widely known as the secret to relieving back pain during pregnancy.

Australian Made & Owned

Our Pregnancy Body Pillow is proudly made in Australia by us, an Australian owned company, utilising the world class manufacturing and health and safety standards that Australia upholds.

The Pregnancy Support Wedge is designed to provide back pain relief during pregnancy, as a good night's sleep is one of the most important things you can do to give your body the rest it needs when you're pregnant

  • Special contoured shape body cushion supports your tummy.
  • Completely adjustable to suit your dynamically changing body.
  • Relieves back pain by keeping hips and back in alignment.
  • Supports tummy for added comfort during pregnancy.
  • Designed for the medically recommended side-sleeping position.
  • Strategically placed support for a comfortable night's sleep.
  • Lessens discomfort.
  • Minimises swelling.
  • Ideal for use as a maternity pillow for pre-natal support of pregnant women.
  • Allergy resistant, all new premium grade Australian Made Foam ensures ongoing support and comfort.
  • Removable quilt cover for easy washing.

Gently scalloped to provide you comfort and support where it is needed most

The gently scalloped Pregnancy Support Wedge is designed to 'hug' the tummy while the unique rippled underside adds further cushioning. The maternity pillow features an exclusive open-ended contour which doesn't restrict the tummy and in fact allows the tummy room to grow. The Pregnancy Support Wedge is uniquely designed to support the growing belly.

Removable inserts allow you to adjust the wedge cushion

The removable insert inside the Pregnancy Support Wedge allows any mother to adjust the cushion to compensate for abdominal growth in second and particularly the third tri-mesters. Simply remove the insert and you have a lower and gentler incline on the pillow.

The tummy wedge Pregnancy Support Wedge allows you to sleep on your side in comfort

  • Maria's adjustable Pregnancy Support Wedge is ideal for side sleeping, the recommended sleep position during pregnancy.
  • Sleeping on your side, with plenty of support for baby, allows maximum flow of oxygen and nutrients to the placenta and minimises swelling of the ankles and feet.
  • Keep off your back. After month four, the uterus is large enough to compress the major blood vessels (vena, cava, and the aorta) that run along the right side of your spine. So when you lie down, lie on your LEFT SIDE. This prevents your uterus from pressing on the major blood vessels and promotes circulation to your uterus.
  • Helps prevent the baby's weight from twisting your spine and straining back muscles.
  • More comfortable than a make-shift conventional pillow.
  • Designed to avoid 'slipping' during the night and rest periods; doesn't change shape.
  • And because it's smaller than a normal pillow, it doesn't take up quite as much space in the bed!

The Pregnancy Support Wedge is a dynamic single maternity wedge

Please note that some images contain maternity wedge being used with other products for illustration purposes only.  These products are also available through us at Therapeutic Pillow Australia.

The Lucky 7 Body Pillow and the Banana Body Pillow work very well in conjunction with the Pregnancy Support Wedge. The Pregnancy Support Wedge is a single item.

Care Instructions

Inner: Do not immerse in water. Dab clean with a solution of warm water and mild detergent. Do not machine wash. Do not tumble dry. Dry flat away from direct sunlight.

Quilted Cover: Not designed for repeated washing. Hand wash warm water mild detergent. Do not bleach. Do not machine wash. Do not tumble dry. Line dry, warm iron. Dry cleanable.

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Standard Shipping, only to be used if incorrect shipping options have been applied.
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The Functional Joint Gift Voucher
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The Functional Joint Gift Voucher

Regular price $20.00
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Gift vouchers are quick, easy and give the receiver the flexibility to choose the item that they would prefer.

Our Gift Vouchers are valid for 3 years from the date of purchase and are available to use on anything in the store as well as any massages with Nathan Bruinhout.

Digital vouchers are only redeemable in The Functional Joint store, and are not redeemable for cash.

Vouchers for massages with Kimberley & Brent are sold separately from Simply Remedial.

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TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller
TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller
TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller
TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller
TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller
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TriggerPoint GRID 2.0 Foam Roller

Regular price $99.95
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The GRID® 2.0 Foam Roller is twice as long as the GRID® Foam Roller to accommodate larger bodies or offer a more stable surface. Use the GRID® 2.0 Foam Roller for a self-massage and roll through the tight muscles, knots and kinks that prevent you from feeling good and moving well. 
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Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens
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Vivobarefoot Primus Lite III Obsidian Mens

Regular price $209.95
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The lightweight recycled active trainer, made for uninhibited movement

FREE TO FEEL AND MOVE

  • Foot shaped (not shoe-shaped), to let your feet do their natural thing
  • WIDE to allow for and natural stability
  • THIN to enable you to feel more
  • FLEXIBLE to enable natural movement
  • Remade with less - Less materials, less process, less waste, more feeling.
  • Lightweight and versatile, whether you’re working in or working out, keep your natural connection.
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VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS
TheFunctionalJoint

VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS LITE III VIVO RED MENS

Regular price $199.95 Sale price $159.95
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The lightweight recycled active trainer, made for uninhibited movement

FREE TO FEEL AND MOVE

  • Foot shaped (not shoe-shaped), to let your feet do their natural thing
  • WIDE to allow for and natural stability
  • THIN to enable you to feel more
  • FLEXIBLE to enable natural movement
  • Remade with less - Less materials, less process, less waste, more feeling.
  • Lightweight and versatile, whether you’re working in or working out, keep your natural connection.
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VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR
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VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORT AURORA JUNIOR

Regular price $119.95
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Sneakers for the ones who don't just follow the crowd

CONNECTION AND FEELING IN THE UN-SNEAKER SNEAKER
• Sock-like collar for a snug fit with a sporty look elastic toggle fastening.
• Minimal interference in the natural, healthy movement for everyday wear and sports.
• Our ultra-thin, puncture-resistant sole means they don’t mold around one kids’ feet, so they can be safely passed on and re-loved.
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VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR
TheFunctionalJoint

VIVOBAREFOOT PRIMUS SPORTS FIERY CORAL JUNIOR

Regular price $119.95
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Sneakers for the ones who don't just follow the crowd

CONNECTION AND FEELING IN THE UN-SNEAKER SNEAKER
• Sock-like collar for a snug fit with a sporty look elastic toggle fastening.
• Minimal interference in the natural, healthy movement for everyday wear and sports.
• Our ultra-thin, puncture-resistant sole means they don’t mold around one kids’ feet, so they can be safely passed on and re-loved.
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Who Gives a Crap Forest Friendly Tissues Box of 12
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Who Gives a Crap Forest Friendly Tissues Box of 12

Regular price $21.00
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10 in stock

  • Great for those times when you need more than a hankie!
  • No trees harmed - made with 100% bamboo
  • 3-ply to ensure even the strongest of sneezes doesn't break through
  • Bulk Buy Box of 12
  • 65 3 ply tissues per box

    **AVALIABLE IN STORE ONLINE, LOCAL PICK UP ONLY, NO SHIPPING AVALIABLE**
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Who Gives a Crap Forest Friendly Toilet Paper  Box 48 rolls
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Who Gives a Crap Forest Friendly Toilet Paper Box 48 rolls

Regular price $45.00
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8 in stock

  • Great value at just 25¢ per 100 sheets
  • Made with 100% recycled paper
  • 370 sheets per roll
  • No inks, dyes or scents
  • Our 3-ply is as soft as unicorn kisses and as strong as 1000 ponies

    **AVALIABLE IN STORE ONLY, NO SHIPPING AVALIABLE**


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Who Gives a Crap Paper Towel Box of 6
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Who Gives a Crap Paper Towel Box of 6

Regular price $16.00
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Each absorbent roll is made using a blend of bamboo and sugarcane. Our 2 ply sheets can handle spills and messes from countertops to cubicles to wiping that dusty corner of that room you never go in.

Bulk buy box of 6 rolls

**AVALIABLE IN STORE ONLINE, LOCAL PICK UP ONLY, NO SHIPPING AVALIABLE**

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Wili heat bags - hand warmers
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Wili heat bags - hand warmers

Regular price $15.00
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Great for keeping hands warm during winter sports, before gym on these chilly mornings or people that just suffer with cold hands. Also very popular end of year Teacher Gifts to use on yard duty.

Can also be used as a COOL PACK
Just pop inside a ziplock bag and place in your freezer.

Filled with Australian grown ODOUR FREE Lupins! 
➕ retains heat for longer 
➕ 30% lighter than wheat
➕ no sweat when heated
➕ chemical & odour free!
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Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap
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Wili Heat Bags - Neck Wrap

Regular price $41.50
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2 in stock

Perfect to help with cramps, muscle pains, aches and to relieve stress.
Neck Wraps have 5 individual panels sewn into them so that the heat is evenly distributed across your neck & shoulders. Weight 1kg - just enough to feel comforting and stay in place.


Can also be used as a COOL PACK
Just pop inside a ziplock bag and place in your freezer.
 

Filled with Australian grown ODOUR FREE Lupins! 
➕ retains heat for longer 
➕ 30% lighter than wheat
➕ no sweat when heated
➕ chemical & odour free!
(no more burnt toast smell)
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